Tak tohle moudro jsem se dozv\u011bd\u011bla a\u017e ned\u00e1vno. Z d\u011btsk\u00e9 kn\u00ed\u017eky o P\u00e9\u0165ovi. A j\u00e1 myslela, \u017ee ji kupuju hlavn\u011b synovi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Je to kn\u00ed\u017eka o tom, jak d\u011bti sezn\u00e1mit s no\u010dn\u00edkem. Tak n\u011bjak hezky. Zbyte\u010dn\u011b je netla\u010dit, sp\u00ed\u0161 nab\u00eddnout a uk\u00e1zat mo\u017enost, \u017ee no\u010dn\u00edk m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt fajn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V jedn\u00e9 z kapitol P\u00e9\u0165a sed\u00ed na no\u010dn\u00edku a d\u011bl\u00e1: \u201eUfff\u2026 ufff\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maminka mu \u0159ekne onu v\u011btu, kter\u00e1 mi zm\u011bnila \u017eivot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eP\u00e9\u0165o, a\u017e se ti bude cht\u00edt, tak to pozn\u00e1\u0161. V\u016fbec nemus\u00ed\u0161 zat\u00ednat b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ko,\u201c napov\u00edd\u00e1 m\u00e1ma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eCo pros\u00edm? Nemus\u00edm? A to jako jde bez toho? To nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To u\u017e ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 P\u00e9\u0165a. Ten ji poslechne, je je\u0161t\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To vedu j\u00e1 sv\u016fj vnit\u0159n\u00ed monolog, proto\u017ee tuhle v\u011btu fakt nech\u00e1pu. M\u00e1m dojem, \u017ee jsem pr\u00e1v\u011b odhalila stra\u0161nou le\u017e v kn\u00ed\u017ece. Nebo hororov\u00e9 myln\u00e9 p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed. Ment\u00e1ln\u00ed vzorec, kter\u00fd se nejsp\u00ed\u0161 t\u00e1hne generacemi na\u0161eho rodu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po n\u011bjak\u00e9m t\u00fddnu mi to kr\u00e1sn\u011b ukazuje m\u00e1ma. Syn sed\u00ed u nich doma na no\u010dn\u00edku a tla\u010d\u00ed. Vypr\u00e1v\u00edm p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o P\u00e9\u0165ovi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A m\u00e1ma na to:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAle mus\u00ed\u0161 trochu zatla\u010dit.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kdy\u017e tohle t\u00e9ma nadhod\u00edm doma, m\u016fj flegmatick\u00fd mu\u017e nech\u00e1pe, o \u010dem mluv\u00edm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJak\u00e9 tla\u010den\u00ed? Uvol\u0148uju se.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tak\u017ee tak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jako\u2026 rychle dostupn\u00e1 toaleta pro dal\u0161\u00ed \u010dleny dom\u00e1cnosti je jedna v\u011bc .. no a hemoroidy ta druh\u00e1. Ale tak trochu douf\u00e1m, \u017ee v\u0161ichni ch\u00e1pete, \u017ee se nebav\u00edme jen o hov*\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Tak tohle moudro jsem se dozv\u011bd\u011bla a\u017e ned\u00e1vno. Z d\u011btsk\u00e9 kn\u00ed\u017eky o P\u00e9\u0165ovi. A j\u00e1 myslela, \u017ee ji kupuju hlavn\u011b synovi. Je to kn\u00ed\u017eka o tom, jak d\u011bti sezn\u00e1mit s no\u010dn\u00edkem. Tak n\u011bjak hezky. Zbyte\u010dn\u011b je netla\u010dit, sp\u00ed\u0161 nab\u00eddnout a uk\u00e1zat mo\u017enost, \u017ee no\u010dn\u00edk m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt fajn. V jedn\u00e9 z kapitol P\u00e9\u0165a sed\u00ed na no\u010dn\u00edku a d\u011bl\u00e1: \u201eUfff\u2026 ufff\u2026\u201c Maminka mu \u0159ekne onu v\u011btu, kter\u00e1 mi zm\u011bnila \u017eivot. \u201eP\u00e9\u0165o, a\u017e se ti bude cht\u00edt, tak to pozn\u00e1\u0161. V\u016fbec nemus\u00ed\u0161 zat\u00ednat b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ko,\u201c napov\u00edd\u00e1 m\u00e1ma. \u201eCo pros\u00edm? Nemus\u00edm? A to jako jde bez toho? To nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd.\u201c To u\u017e ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 P\u00e9\u0165a. Ten ji poslechne, je je\u0161t\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed. To vedu j\u00e1 sv\u016fj vnit\u0159n\u00ed monolog, proto\u017ee tuhle v\u011btu fakt nech\u00e1pu. M\u00e1m dojem, \u017ee jsem pr\u00e1v\u011b odhalila stra\u0161nou le\u017e v kn\u00ed\u017ece. Nebo hororov\u00e9 myln\u00e9 p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed. Ment\u00e1ln\u00ed vzorec, kter\u00fd se nejsp\u00ed\u0161 t\u00e1hne generacemi na\u0161eho rodu. Po n\u011bjak\u00e9m t\u00fddnu mi to kr\u00e1sn\u011b ukazuje m\u00e1ma. Syn sed\u00ed u nich doma na no\u010dn\u00edku a tla\u010d\u00ed. Vypr\u00e1v\u00edm p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o P\u00e9\u0165ovi. A m\u00e1ma na to: \u201eAle mus\u00ed\u0161 trochu zatla\u010dit.\u201d Kdy\u017e tohle t\u00e9ma nadhod\u00edm doma, m\u016fj flegmatick\u00fd mu\u017e nech\u00e1pe, o \u010dem mluv\u00edm. \u201eJak\u00e9 tla\u010den\u00ed? Uvol\u0148uju se.\u201d Tak\u017ee tak. Jako\u2026 rychle dostupn\u00e1 toaleta pro dal\u0161\u00ed \u010dleny dom\u00e1cnosti je jedna v\u011bc .. no a hemoroidy ta druh\u00e1. Ale tak trochu douf\u00e1m, \u017ee v\u0161ichni ch\u00e1pete, \u017ee se nebav\u00edme jen o hov*\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":997,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pribehy"],"yoast_head":"\n